getoffmybloghoe: when he texts first <3
youngandstarving: people who hate roller coasters must live terrible lives Exhibit A right here.
Why do I keep having nightmares that involve food.
youngandstarving: my mom gets 10 times as many text messages as I do and she’s 42
youngandstarving: At my University, we have the Dwight Schar College of Education. We really Schruted it.
orgygami: If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks
STFU, Parents: Birthday Week '13: May The Fourth... →
stfuparents: Not good enough, Joseph. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Brandon’s friends should know there’s not enough room on Facebook for both Lia’s birthday and the Star Wars franchise to get celebrated on the same day. Today is May 4th, the day little Lia was born, and everyone had better put down their light…
youngandstarving: People on tumblr are so pretentious No we’re fucking not. Just because some of us are globally aware and care about the conflicts in Syria, Iraq, and the Korea doesn’t mean we are all fucking pretentious. You need to stop being a little tumblr princess and buck. the fuck. up. This is the Internet, get used to it. And yes I would know what a princess is, I met...
Tumblr Gets Deep
edwardspoonhands: I like this because it reminds me of all of the hilarious, lost moments of late-night weirdness I have had in my life…I LoLd like seven times reading this. Morgan… when this gets out of my queue, look at it. these are the things you think in your late night videos.